Writer's Workshop: Aren't you glad you asked?

2.) 5 Random facts about you and your family.

     I know you really didn't ask, but I know you wanted to! So I'm going to make it easy on you and give some little known facts about the Mommy Household. Believe me when I say, weirdness abounds!

1. The males in this house might be true missing links, because all three of them have what I like to call "monkey feet". Monkey feet is the ability to spread their toes apart (so gross) and use their toes to pick things up like most people do their fingers. (What is wrong with these people?) It's weird, and they must get it from the Hubby because no one I'm related to can do that....

They could probably eat with those things if I let them.
Which I don't, because I know how bad their feet stink. 
2. Apparently, 6:30 PM in the Mommy Household is dance-around-in-your-underwear-to-strange-techno-music-time. This has been going on for a couple of weeks now. It was instituted by the children and if you ask Logan why he does this he will tell you, because he likes "dancing like a naked ballerina". And before anyone asks, yes I dance too. Although, I'm fully clothed because I would hate for a boob to go flying and knock a kid unconscious.

3. We cannot keep soda in the house--ever. The reason for this is because the Hubby and I treat it like a challenge to see how quickly we can drink the soda. We will drink nothing but soda if it is available to us but if we don't have any, we never miss it. So I'm sorry if you ever come to visit because you won't be offered a beverage; all we keep in the house to drink is milk and tap water. (Ok, and wine and hard liquor. What? I have kids!)

The last two are about me and are kinda embarrassing. Don't judge me....

4. I have a HUGE vampire problem--as in I have an obsession with all things vampire. (And even though I despised all of the Twilight movies I had to see the last one because otherwise I felt like I wasted all of my time watching the previous four. I never claimed to make sense.)

5. I close the door when using the bathroom, even if I'm alone in the house. You know, on the off chance a robber breaks in--I don't want them to see me using the bathroom.

Check out this post if you feel the need to learn more about me!

Peace Out!

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