And now it's time for Funny Convos with the Hubby, a part of the blog where I share a...funny convo I had with my Hubby.... *crickets* Sorry this bit sounded a lot funnier in the shower.
The Hubby, like millions of people, suffers from sleep apnea. Sleep apnea is where a person stops breathing while sleeping because of an obstructed airway. In the Hubby's case he had a deviated septum, which he's had surgically repaired but he still has sleep apnea. So he sleeps with a C-Pap machine.
The Hubby H-A-T-E-S his C-Pap machine and I listen to him
So last night he headed to bed before me. That's pretty typical because he likes to read before he falls asleep and I can't sleep with a light on. So after about a half hour or so I headed down. He was masked up and reading so as I was changing out of my
|The boy playing Star Wars.|
Hubby (wheezing, drooling and gasping): "Do I sound like Darth Vader?"
Me: "Yeah, if James Earl Jones was being drowned/strangled."
Hubby (breathless and still very damp sounding): "Come on! You know I sound S-E-X-Y!'
Me: *gasp, choke and sputter*
Hubby: "Yeah baby. I'm sexy. The "C" in C-Pap stands for S-E-X-Y!"
Hubby: "Yeah... that made absolutely NO sense.... Sorry 'bout that."
Me: "Goodnight, Honey."
Hubby: *sigh* "Goodnight."
Thus concludes Funny Convos with the Hubby.
Have a great and safe holiday weekend everyone.
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