On the way in, Porter asks if we can get cream cheese and bagels too and since I'm feeling generous,
Because I was feeling generous,
And that's when my head exploded.
I smiled at Judgy-McJudgment-Face and excitedly told my children to each pick a box! The children gave a cheer as they put the THREE boxes of high fructose corn syrup and red dye #40 into the cart and I, in my I'm-the-most-awesome-mommy-in-the-world-voice say, "Let's go get some ice cream!" Another whoop goes up from the children and Logan asks if we can have chocolate milk too? "Of course," I reply as I cast another glance over my shoulder at Judgy Judy, whose mouth is gaping. I flash another big smile and head to the dairy section.
As we approach the check-out, I notice Judy one line over. We get into line behind her and she attempts to ignore the chattering of my three enthusiastic
I count that as a WIN!