Funny Convos with the Hubby: Temple Run

     Ya'll know the game Temple Run, right? Well, the Hubby has a new obsession. It's starting to affect every part of his life, but mostly it's affecting my lawn. He may have a problem. He may need professional help. I'm thinking about calling in a twelve year-old to show him how it's done.

And now it's time for Funny Convos with the Hubby, a part of the blog where I share a...funny convo I had with my Hubby.... *crickets* Sorry this bit sounded a lot funnier in the shower.

     Now the Hubby feels it's important to note, that I introduced him to the game, so I am in fact, his drug dealer. He also feels it's important for me to admit that it's all my fault that he's a shell of his former self. (Yes, he's standing over my shoulder as I type this.)

Logan: Daddy when are we going to mow the yard?
Hubby: Who runs 2500 meters without tripping?
Logan:  You smell weird.
Me: That's because Daddy hasn't moved from that spot for two days, Logan.
Hubby to Porter: You're my coach. You take care of my stats. How many gems do I have left?
Porter: Jump! Jump! Turn!
Hubby: DOH! Ok, here's the deal I'm going to do one more run, then we're going to figure out what upgrade I'm going to buy and THEN we'll mow the yard.

Two hours later:

Hubby: We have triple coins that start at 2000 meters, pick up spawn , or the coin value. Wait! No, no, no! I'll do the coin magnet, pick up spawn and hello world here comes the newest Temple Run Champion!
Me: Honey, I think you need to mow now. I can no longer see the kids in the front yard.
Hubby: Wait, wait, wait. This game is all about "strategery". I've almost got my plan down.

The Hubby just learned that you can buy gems and coins to use in the game, with REAL money. I'm seriously thinking about removing the one touch purchase option or "losing" his Kindle....

Peace Out!

Need more funny from my Hubby? Check out these posts....
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When a Taser is the Only Answer
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