|I wouldn't trust this face....|
She's resorted to bribery.
On the first week of school...
And now she wants to know if I have any advice.
Obviously, she doesn't read my blog or she would know that any advice that I have is completely ineffectual. I mean, I thought she was the professional.... Why is she asking me for advice?
Here's the thing, it's obvious to me that Porter adores his new teacher. Otherwise he wouldn't be opening up and showing his true colors so soon. It's a trust thing. She should feel honored, special even.
I gave her the typical Mommy advice; stay positive, reward good behavior, work on your ducking and jumping skills.
*Porter's first love was a college-aged, lifeguard at our local pool. She was blond, tan and wore a bright blue bikini. Porter was mesmerized by her blue bikini. She is the only person to date, that Porter has ever listened to....
Disclaimer: I really like Porter's teacher and I truly believe he likes her too. But motivation with Porter will always be an issue. That and the fact that he's probably smarter than all of us put together. Pin It