Ah... the maxi dress....
Has a dress ever more perfectly been made?
Flaw detracting--goddess inspired glory!
Brilliance both in form and function.
Ease of wear,
Summertime formal--comfort incarnate!
Oh, maxi dress!
Friend to all women,
All sizes large and small,
You flatter us all--it's true!
My love of you knows no limits.
But mostly it's because it allows me to go without shaving my legs.
What? You were expecting Emerson?
Have a great day folks!