So this is how this all went down. I was outside
Turns out that it was the PTO Co-President calling to inform me of my nominations.
Now the idea of secretary wasn't so bad. I can take notes. I'm not sure that everyone would appreciate my extra commentary but hey, I can take notes. But treasurer? Oh, hell no! I mean until the Hubby came along I paid someone to balance my check book for me. And now that I have the Hubby--well, I still pay someone to balance the check book for me, it just so happens he "works" for food and sexual favors. And since I know the Hubby doesn't want to take on another check book and really didn't want to whore myself out for an organization that I have no real emotional connection, I politely declined.
Ok so I googled PTO and got this image which I think is both appropriate and really funny. What idiot thought that a devil's pitch fork was the way to encourage parents to get involved? |
So I went to my first PTO meeting last night. Let's be honest, I felt like a complete fish outta water. I spent most of the meeting refusing to make eye contact with anyone on the executive board for fear of being
Turns out I actually liked the idea they had come up with. They might be looking for someone to set up some web based communication for the PTO and who better to help them with this endeavor than a wildly, popular, blogger? But since they couldn't afford her they'll settle for me.
So watch out bitches! The Mommy has gone PTO!
Peace Out!