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Friday, December 9, 2011

It's Spammer Time....

     What happened last week? Am I the only one whose email was bombarded by Spam and not the tasty, salty treat that we all know and love? (Can you tell I'm dieting?) I got emails from far away places, pleas for help from long, lost relatives and compliments galore because I'm "an explicitly skilled blogger". I thought I would share a few of my favorites because I realize that you might like a little insight into the real life of "a famous blogger should you are not already"!

I know you're jealous....



     Besides the fact that I already have a large cash payment on its way to me as we speak, from the Central Bank of Nigeria; apparently relatives that I've "lost touch with" are aware of this new found wealth because they need financial help NOW! But I'm not going to let that get me down because

"You realize therefore considerably in the case of this topic, made me in my view believe it from so many various angles. Its like men and women are not involved until it’s something to accomplish with Lady gaga! Your own stuffs outstooding. All the time handle it up!"

we all know that Lady Gaga knows best!

But I have learned that there is something to fear from my favorite vegetable.

"Hello there, simply turned into aware of your blog thru Google, and found that it is really informative. I?m gonna watch out for brussels. I will appreciate if you continue this in future. A lot of other folks will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!"

Damn you, Brussel sprouts! DAMN YOU!

I also found that I have developed strong feelings for this Spammer's brother.

"My brother recommended I might like this website. He used to be entirely right. This post truly made my day. You can not believe just how much time I had spent for this info! Thanks!"

Too bad though, because I now wonder how entirely right he is now. Is he 25% entirely right? It's not all bad news though because this guys cousin also recommends me!

But to the guy who felt the need to point out my spelling deficiency...

"certainly like your web-site but you have to test the spelling on quite a few of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling issues and I in finding it very bothersome to tell the reality nevertheless I’ll surely come again again."

I have just one thing to say! BIT ME!
Peace (On Earth) Out!
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